I’ve had the flu this week (if this is just the masculine version, God help women) so I am not in a musing frame of mind.
Like you, perhaps, I always think the latest General Election is the worst ever – in terms of candidates, shenanigans and dumbing down – but that doesn’t mean I’m wrong this time. By the time this appears, the result will be out and some people will be having a Sightly Merrier Christmas. The rest of us will just have to make the best of it. At least when we choose a government we are not stuck with it for ever. Unlike…
Irrespective of manifestos, this GE was fought on one issue. I no longer have the energy to discuss it. By way of a change, I have penned a few lines of blank verse. Otherwise known as advertising copy.
The Brexit-Bar is based on a traditional Anglo-Saxon recipe.
Every Brexit-Bar is packed with low-hanging fruit and nuts from the British Empire, smothered in free-trade chocolate-coloured stuff.
Every Brexit-Bar provides you 100% of your daily requirement of everything – it’s unbelievably good for you and will save you £££.
Every Brexit-Bar sold helps our yeoman farmers escape the clutches of greedy Europeans.
Watch out for our Brexit-Bar deals!
After a bit of tweaking here and there, our new “album” is just about ready. For today’s failed party leaders the title will have some significance.